A bonafide TV addict, listing all my shows is a terrifying prospect honestly. I have a obsession with once Upon A Time, serial killers, horror movies, and reading as many things as possible :DPeople I Adore How may I be of service?
for every note that this gets I and every person who reblogs this promises that they will stay clean for as many days as there are notes. (ive been clean for 2 months and i know i can keep going.) so this is a sort of project i did before and i want to do it again to help my followers as well as myself. i love you. stay strong. (:
- (I am working a morning shift at a cafe. We are serving breakfast. A little boy and his mother enter the cafe.)
- Me: “So, what will it be?”
- Child: “I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN.”
- (There is a sudden silence and everyone turns to look. The mother looks very embarrassed.)
- Mother: “Eggs… he would like some eggs…”