July242014
johnlockanddestielatemysoul:

christianmakesjokes:

hello yes, I would like to purchase one night stand.

cAN WE ALL JUST PAUSE AND APPRECIATE THIS PUN

johnlockanddestielatemysoul:

christianmakesjokes:

hello yes, I would like to purchase one night stand.

cAN WE ALL JUST PAUSE AND APPRECIATE THIS PUN

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12AM

screwballninja:

The Dungeon-Dwelling Unlikely Love Interests Club’s First Annual Meeting

Morning Session: Romance

"Snide Opening Remarks "by Professor Snape

"How to Survive Awkward Family Dinners" by Hades

"The Servant Question" by Rumpelstiltskin

"May/December March/September Romances” by Hades

"How to Show the Man Under the Mask" by Rumpelstiltskin

"How to Put the Mask Back On Afterwards" by The Phantom of the Opera

Guest Speaker: “Best of Breed: Know Your Horses” by Loki Lauffeyson

[Light lunch provided by Hades; chamber music courtesy of the Phantom]

Afternoon Session: Household Maintenance and Personal Hygiene

"Debate Panel: Mirrors— Help or Hindrance?"

"Chandelier Repair for Dummies" by the Phantom of the Opera

"Finding The Greasy Hairstyle that’s Right for You" by Professor Snape

"Perfumes for the Mostly Dead" by The Phantom of the Opera

"Perfumes for the Entirely Dead" by Hades

"Perfumes that are Actually Poison" by Rumpelstiltskin

"Poisons that are Actually Perfumes" by Professor Snape

[Dinner provided by Snape; antidotes provided by Rumpelstiltskin]

Evening Session: Useful Advice

"Self-Control" by Rumpelstiltskin

"How to Take Things Slowly" by Hades

"How to Propose" by The Phantom of the Opera

"How to Inspire Your Students" by Professor Snape

Guest Speaker: “How to Be Somebody Else” by Loki Cora Loki? Cora?

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12AM
mumblingsage:

yamino:

iamingrid:

yamino:

omgthatdress:

Half-Mourning Dress
1910-1912
The Victoria & Albert Museum

What’s a “half-mourning” dress?  Mourning in the front, party in the back?

Half-Mourning was the third stage of mourning for a widow. She would be expected to mourn her husband for at least two years, the stages being Full Mourning, Second Mourning and Half-Mourning. The different stages regulated what they would be wearing, with Full Mourning being all black and with no ornamentation, including the wodow’s veil, and the stages after that introducing some jewellery and modest ornamentation. When in Half-Mourning you would gradually include fabrics in other colors and sort of ease your way out of mourning. 
Wow, I am happy you made that joke so I could interpert it as a serious question and have an excuse to ramble on about clothing customs of the past, I am a historical fashion nerd.

That’s very informative, but I’m going to stick with my original head canon:


I love both the informed fashion history and the hilariously off-the-wall halves of this post.

mumblingsage:

yamino:

iamingrid:

yamino:

omgthatdress:

Half-Mourning Dress

1910-1912

The Victoria & Albert Museum

What’s a “half-mourning” dress?  Mourning in the front, party in the back?

Half-Mourning was the third stage of mourning for a widow. She would be expected to mourn her husband for at least two years, the stages being Full Mourning, Second Mourning and Half-Mourning. The different stages regulated what they would be wearing, with Full Mourning being all black and with no ornamentation, including the wodow’s veil, and the stages after that introducing some jewellery and modest ornamentation. When in Half-Mourning you would gradually include fabrics in other colors and sort of ease your way out of mourning. 

Wow, I am happy you made that joke so I could interpert it as a serious question and have an excuse to ramble on about clothing customs of the past, I am a historical fashion nerd.

That’s very informative, but I’m going to stick with my original head canon:

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I love both the informed fashion history and the hilariously off-the-wall halves of this post.

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12AM

Anonymous said: Why do you think it's unacceptable for benedict cumberbatch to play strange, just out of curiosity?

leepacey:

  1. i refuse to let benedict cumberbatch in the mcu
  2. why cast a white guy when you could not do that
  3. butawhiteguy cantplaykhan is a perfectly acceptable and talented actor but i do not want him anywhere near marvel because i saw what the sherlock fans did to the hobbit
  4. why cast a five pound sack of flour when you could cast oded fehr
12AM

sherlockocity:

Muggleborn students at Hogwarts (part 1/?)

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July232014

factota:

"i don’t support feminism because i don’t hate men"

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July162014
10AM

andromeda3116:

echollsmars:

thomasmuelller:

friendly reminder that if harry would have been a girl snape would have treated her like petyr baelish treats sansa stark ✿◕‿◕✿

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10AM

runawayrenki:

anti-shippers that are more obsessed with a ship than the actual shippers

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10AM

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yup 

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